Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Top 10 Reasons Why The Government Is Basically Customer Service

10. They have access to all of your personal information yet you keep yelling at them
9. They're probably talking shit about you when you're not around
8. No one thinks they're qualified to do their jobs
7. The other departments keep contradicting them
6. They have to get permission from the people who are paying them before they can do anything to help you
5. Endless red tape keeps them from actually being able to help you
4. Their solutions to most of your problems are usually pulled right out of their asses
3. Some of them have been there for too goddamn long
2. You look for even more reasons to not trust them if they're not white
1. It's not that they don't understand what you're going through; they just don't care

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